we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
bring money and cleavage
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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