do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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