this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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