My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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