she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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