I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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