that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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