I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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