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Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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