is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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