i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I deserve this hangover.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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