I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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