Duck Duck Cougar?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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