even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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