Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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