No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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