it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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