Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think my vagina is haunted
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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