I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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