So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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