you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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