I can tuck mytits in my pants
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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