the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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