I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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