i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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