I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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