shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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