with your own penis?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Randomize
