So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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