You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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