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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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