your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
