I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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