We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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