Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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