i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
