Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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