I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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