So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
What happened to fro yo and sex?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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