My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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