I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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