Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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