I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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