How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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