These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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