And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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