So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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