Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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