you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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