I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
tell me about the fingering
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