either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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