Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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