Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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