were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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