Me. At least after what I've been through.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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